A fork of Rural Dictionary
When an egg is inserted into a vagina. The stomach is then punched and the egg is then consumed frantically.
Your getting a Cumberland scotch egg hen.
girls turn up to see boys even tho the boys couldnt care less if they are there.
on snap chat
'hey are you at the scotch family day'
'yeah'
'can i see you?'
*read 5 mins ago*
a sausage with a feather in it
willy> whats for dinner mum?
ma> scotch goose
willy> wtf?
ma> a sausage with a feather in it