A fork of Rural Dictionary
When fat people run their side, Normally in the ribcage area is in the most extreme pain anyone has ever felt. Some would say worse than pregnancy.
Gurtrude: I have a side stitch. John: Fat ass
Correctly pronounced canal, not the way the French pronounce it, conil.
I closed up his esophagoose with my Connell stitch.
A girl that is so annoying that she gives you "stitches".
Ashlyn won't shut up man. Bitches give me stitches
Removal of stitches
- Hey John! Dude what happend to your hand!? - I sliced it on a broken bottle by accident, but its ok. Im getting de-stitched tomorrow.
What you can say to someone with a nursing background to get them all hot and bothered.
"Check out this hem stitching, it's fantastic!" "Pardon me, I need to change my shorts now."