Country Dictionary

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brown bead

When one attends a summer camp, or any camp for that matter, as a tween and poops in the woods on an outing you receive a brown bead for your endeavours.

Hey did you see Scott's bracelet? He got his brown bead today!!

by Kaerfasti January 28, 2022

Pee beads

When a diaper is ripped and the fluffy contents fall out in beads that stick to every possible surface.

Oh crap I got pee beads everrwhere

by scoggles1988 June 26, 2014

bead corn

A corn cob made of beads and pipe cleaners

Hey Betsy Sue, that the best darn bead corn this side of the railroad tracks.

by Hayyluv October 05, 2022

Explosive Anal Bead

A variation of the anal bead invented in 2034.

Have you heard? The inventor of the Explosive Anal Bead, Jackson (redacted) died to his own invention!

by Blobino fan December 13, 2022

bro beads

Hemp and cowrie shell necklaces, often associated with surfers.

Does that dude know that 2003 is over? Enough with the bro beads...

by coldshowerdudes October 13, 2009

bead meat

The solid matter that comes out when you pull out anal beads.

Yo bro, my Lady had some bead meat come out last night, really killed the mood.

by Notamadeupname August 15, 2017

anal bead self defense

i sell used anal beads on twitter

i had to use anal bead self defense when i was attacked when i sold my used anal beads on twitter.

by pp.penis April 15, 2023