A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you are snorting cocaine off a persons ass and they fart, blowing the coke all over your face.
I was doing lines off a strippers ass and she gave me a Colombian Leafblower!
Let's get together later for pancakes. Colombian pancakes because colombia yeilds pure cocaine.
When one partner unbeknownst or not to the other puts cocaine inside their anal cavity and then flatulates while receiving anilingus causing a cyclone of cocaine to spray the other party's face.
She definitely seems like the type of girl that would bring you home and surprise you with a Colombian Hurricane
When you have a line of coke on an erect penis and you pull it down to a point that when you let it go it will “spring” the coke up into the air and you catch it with your nose.
After she let me do a Colombian whale I let her try a Colombian pogo stick
I wasn't sure if she liked butt stuff so i Colombian poked her
Where you eat raw coffee grinds and shake your stomach until you are either caffeinated or puke. Whichever one comes first, it is sure to wake you up.
Yo, Anwar needs to wake up - someone should order him a Colombian Deathsquad
When a girl farts, shits, cums, and queefs into a jar. Then you let it ferment for 3 months and sniff it to get high.
God damn that Colombian Chokehold got me high last night.