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King Dill

He once was known as pickle, but then he became ROYALTY!

also - the biggest picklein the jar

Hey, King Dill, wanna go get high?

by poopy poopy poo poo pants September 12, 2006

Dill Dough

Stale bread dipped in pickle juice used as a dildo

Cindy took the whole dill dough baguette up her ass, Epic!

by TJmaxal January 13, 2024

Kyle's Dill Dick

A sexual act, where the guy (named or not named Kyle) works a full shift or goes hard in the gym, making his dick extra salty or smelly. He then goes home to his Girlfriend or Wife and tricks her into sucking it, and it tasting like a mis ordered jar of Dill Pickles that you got from Costco.

"Hey Kyle, how did you night go?"
"Good man, i got home and trick my girl into a KYLE'S DILL DICK", made her throw up"

by KermieWormie March 21, 2024

tickling the dill bag

A person who tickles your balls while performing a blow job or hand job
Also slang for eating at a greasy spoon or diners

I got the best head last night! She/He was“tickling my dill bag” while working my member!

I need some corned beef hash! Let’s go “tickling the dill bag” at Joe’s Diner!

by Mantaray22 May 24, 2022

hot dill pickle

When after a late night of drinking, order another totally unnecessary drink (tud) and start putting the moves on a person by talking about your accomplishments.

Eric ordered another bourbon and a miller lite and started talking about Immanuel Kant's Perpetual Peace; it was about be a hot dill pickle type of night.

by Talisker December 20, 2019

Mean dill cuty

The BDSM act where the female restrains the male and procides to beat his genitals with a dill pickle until said genitals fall off

Stay away from Ashley, she's into mean dill cuty.

by depressed therapist July 24, 2017

Dill-Proof

Anything custom made to be sweat-proof, seawater-proof, semen-proof and nuclear blast-proof.

A: Damn that picture of Nicole Scherzinger was so fine , I came on the phone!
B: Fuck is the phone working?
A: Hells yeah it's Dill-Proof!

by Analtorpedo February 05, 2018