A fork of Rural Dictionary
Term created by Aaron to mean "Weird Stuff" or "Crazy Shit". Also the name and URL of his website.
Normal speak: "Duude, thats crazy shit!"
Aaron speak: "Duude, that's Funky Shizzle!"
Normal speak: "Duude, that's some weird stuff ya got there!"
Aaron speak: "Duude, that's some Funky Shizzle ya got there!"
One who is addicted to funky music.
"aww man i'm such a funky junky, sucka"
A girl havin' a really good orgasm. Often used when it's a result of self-masturbation(via toys), but also sometimes used when it's from havin' crazy wild sex. It's called the funky chicken because it's so wild, she's getting all crazy with her body like she's having a seizure or somethin' as she is cumming..
..and you KNO I was doing the funky chicken afta you called...'cause you got me so worked up! Dayum boy!
A sexual exploit consisting of 4 or more participants both giving AND receiving a salad tossing by positioning themselves in a circle while on their hands and knees. It's kind of a modified daisy chain with a side of rimjob.
When the Thompsons and the Nelsons get together for an evening of punch & pie, they always seem to end up in a funky bunch.
A form of preversion. Involves inviting a group of foot fetishistists to a house in which shoes must be removed to gain entry. They'll all come assuming that they can sneak away at some point to have an illicit sniff of the shoes left by the door. However, what actually happens is you steal the shoes while they are in the other room and take them away for a horrible sniffing.
"Shoes?!? Where are the goddamn shoes?"
"You after the shoes too?"
"I was after the shoes, was everybody after the shoes?"
"Fuck! It's a funky trap!"
See preversions and prevert
The cheapest sub you can buy that sounds good.
Man I only got 100 dollars should I buy one MTX or six Funky pups.