A fork of Rural Dictionary
A one to two foot ladder to assist on reaching objects to high for a vertically challenged individual.
Can I use the hobbit helper to reach the cupboard because I'm to short
An extremely short person, who is very annoying but amazing at sports and thinks the ladies want him just because he is good at sports. He also rides a hobbit pocket
Dude Braden is such a hobbit jock, he thinks everyone is all over him. And he is sooooo annoying
To 'release the hobbit' is to sexually climax
I'm going out with Meghan tonight, after dinner she's gonna come over and help me release the hobbit
A small man that often partakes in adventure, usually of homosexual orientation.
“Where is he?”
“He’s off being an adventurous hobbit in France”
“That sounds gay”
To stick one's hairy toes up one's partner's bum.
If you're gonna try both, always do the hobbit before the reverse hobbit, never vice versa.
An overly hairy dick, extending all the way to the knob.
Did you see that guy?? Full Hobbit Knob.