A fork of Rural Dictionary
Louisiana State University's(LSU) most notorious and largest library on campus. It is located on central campus and lies 4 stories high. Some students refer to it as "The Zoo." This is because it has become the headquarters for many different cultures. It is overpopulated by an unusually large group of people who prefer it up the derriere. It is also the Maze Runner for autistic students who love to streamline anime and watch Brazzers and gay pornography on the school desktops. Many computers have unfortunately been wiped and replaced as a result of virus overloads because of these porn sites. It also houses quite a few homeless people from time to time who pay no attention to no one but themselves. The basement of the library has been abandoned since 1988 for unknown purposes and some students who have gone to such depths have reported nightmares years after they have graduated.
Hey man, you've been to Middleton Library? Yeah man! I saw two Asians having lightsaber fights on the second floor the other night.
An awful place where books are torn and service is awful.
Man the school library should be torn down to pieces.
Where fucking paintballers have quiet orgies.
I'm laughing so hard in the fucking library.
Is usually a male with glasses of Caucasian decent that makes use of libraries to talk to attractive women. He descises himself as a student and tends to sit in front of heavy literature such as quantum mechanics or medicine books in order to seem more intelligent. Other then approaching women in clubs or bars, the library perve systemically “hunts“ in the setting of knowledge. Possibly universities, book reading sessions or chess clubs. He is often illeterate, but possesses a dangerously elevated libido. The “Library Perve” is not to be confused with the classical and more common “Library creep.”
Sarah: “Today a guy approached me in the library and asked if I wanted to go for a coffee. His name was Sebastian” Lisa: “be careful! he also approached me yesterday and two of my friends the day before! He is a library perve!” Monica: “Today I saw a guy who was checking out every girl‘s ass walking by! He was on the same page of his medicine book for three hours!“ Catherine: “That must of been a library perve!“
Local library is a great place to hangout, all kinds of cool books you can find. Read a copy of mine Kampf or even check out some cool comic books. Sometimes you will even find a homeless using the internet there to watch pornography.
Hey bro wanna go to the local library and read some books! Nah man, last time I was there some homeless dude was watching 2 girls one Cup.