A fork of Rural Dictionary
He is the pimp child of pimp daddy Mr. James. He attends Richwood middle school (RMS). He loves to wear his green hoodie, and talk to his friends Denver, Caden, and snow white Jace.
Leeland Lynch pimps up everyone.
When you take an offending minor; tie a rope around the tip of the penis, and then hang said person by their penis from the tallest tree in town
Well Bobby didn't didn't do his homework, so I gave him a regular ole- Kansas Dick-Lynching.
an amazing guy that I met in middle school. he is really tall(I'm only 5') and is pretty hot. Darkest brown hair and matching eyes. he would continuously wack and squeeze my ass, and often rubbed my thighs during lunch. he would make sexual jokes and constantly flirt with me. (he looooveeed to fluster me, which is easy) and enjoyed watching me turn red. he once sat on my ap when I wouldn't sit on his! my first love and I've never loved a boy(or girl) ever the same. he is my first thought in the mourning and I have cried many nights since I moved 45 minutes away from him, a year ago. I've even drawn him.
all in all, he is a guy that I will never forget. he understood me in ways others didn't and I still consider him one of my closest friends. I really hope he finds this because he knows who I am.
Lucas Lynch is an unforgettable guy. He would call me smol bean and halfling.
if he is reading this, I miss you, lu
Freshaman basketball team manager
John: Yo what's that freshman basketball team managers name again?
Jack: Ohhh, that's Matty Lynch