A fork of Rural Dictionary
The one creepy man or monster that lurks in the alleyways of the outskirts of the city who waits undercover until an attractive or ugly woman walks by, then jumps out and snatches their tits.
The tit molester is on the prowl again, many women's tits have gone missing again!
A guy who would basically screw anything.
John is a snake molester. He'd fuck a snake if you held it still.
someone who is attracted to little kids for example "the sign goes that way.To penis sucking child molester!
John:hey smelly nigger get up! The cotton needs to be picked.
Nigger Jamal: where am I
John: nigger it's a part owned by KKK it's penis sucking child molester
They like to grab Koles mannikins tits after dance and fuck a tall hot bitch named Cynthia when they get home and have a really big Marilyn Monroe poster looking at them
Girl 1:Some creep grabbed a mannikins tits at kohl’s
Girl2: oh yeah that was the mannequin molester
When you're face timing someone and the microphone is being viciously blown into, rubbed on, etc.
"Stop microphone molesting, my ears hurt!"
gay fondled from a distance making hetero feel defeated
A man thought he knew it all about sexuality till he felt cognitive molesting.
The biggest and baddest roast in the wild wild west
Person 1: ur mom gay
Person 2: no u
Person 1: ur daddy lesbian
Person 2: ur granny tranny
Person 1: ur grandpap a trap
Person 2: ur ancestor molester