A fork of Rural Dictionary
Pianos powered by the Merge Cube, used to teleport anywhere with a given tune.
Flicking a pussy in the motion of texting (with 2 thumbs)
Dude, I gave my first Dobani Thumb Piano at the party last night!
Really long and thin toes that look like fingers
Oi Jimmy I’ve heard you’ve got piano toes
A place where exemplary individuals who are musically inclined go to hone their skills on the traditional instrument called the "piano". It is often a source of embarrassment for those who attend, although they get a great sense of accomplishment out of the great leaps forward they make in their musical talent.
Hey Jeff, wanna go up to the lake today?" "Naw sorry man, I have Piano Camp
where a dog is tied up by its neck and hung up, its feet barely touching the ground, until it is slowly and excruciatingly strangled to death.
Person 1: I did the piano dance to my dog!
Person 2: You're disgusting!!
The theory that a fish species, given an infinite amount of time, will create an exact replica of a piano. Then due to the existence of a piano, there will eventually be a fish Mozart that will create his pieces exactly.
"You ever heard of 'The Fish Piano Theorem'?"
The theory that a fish species, given an infinite amount of time, will create an exact replica of a piano. Then due to the existence of a piano, there will eventually be a fish version of Mozart that will create his pieces exactly.
"You ever heard of 'The Fish Piano Theorem'?"