A fork of Rural Dictionary
emily lundwall is my girlfriend. my beautiful and gorgeous girlfriend. she has the purest heart, with the kindest soul. her presence is like no other, her whole being is divine and heaven-sent. she is the most caring and passionate lover anyone could ever ask for. she deserves nothing but the utmost best. i am so excited to have a future with her and live with no regrets. i’m so excited to give her more of the love that no one has showed her, and the love that she deserves. she’s made my life worth living, i’m so in love with her. -d
“did you hear about her girlfriend, emily lundwall?”
The most beautiful and amazing person you will ever meet. She is loving, kind, caring and the sweetest girl I have ever known. She is the love of my life, my everything. She is the reason I wake up in the morning. She makes me the happiest guy in the world.
I love you so much Emily rose Collier .
The stinkiest of stinky sewer rats. A great friend that really likes dog toe nail soup yum yum. She has 11 fingers and 6 toes each wearing a mini pink rainbow ring. She lives in the sewers with all her stinky rat friends. Though she is the stinkiest
Person 1: Omg what is that stinky smell, it's so bad Person 1: That's just Emily stinky rat don't mind her