A fork of Rural Dictionary
When your spotting your mate at the gym, and he's just banged out 3 sets of 12. It is now well within your right to bang out 3 of your own
Guy 1: So I was spotting Tim at the gym the other day and he finished his sets and went off to train shoulders elsewhere
Guy 2: Mate you should have brought up Spotter's Rights...
Guy 1: Ah shit yeah, I forgot about that, Ill get him next time.
When someone wants to make a dirty joke but doesn't say it and leaves it to the listeners imagination.
Arisa: *Eats a hotdog*
Reg: "I could make a joke right now."
Australian for "I don't care about your opinion"
Old mate: "Steve; your wife jut took the kids, your house is a shit hole, you haven't had a job in 20 years and you're just sitting on the couch drinking beer!"
Steve: "She'll be right mate"
When a GRAPHIC horror scene happens and you can't look..
*John is walking down the street and gets BRUTALITY massacred* You look at the brutalness RIGHT IN THE EYE
Punctuation frequently used by alt-right and conspiracy believers characterized by writing in ALL CAPITAL LETTERS and commas placed in semi-random order, preceded rather than followed by a space.
NOTHING ,IS A ,COINCIDENCE WITH ,ALT-RIGHT COMMAS !!!
The side thats to the right of the left.
If you hold your right hand up and put all your fingers except your thumb and first finger, it makes a J, whereas the left hand makes an L in case your a dumbass who cant tell.
Look! My right is left of my left! or is it left of my right? It was east of my left, that's it!