A fork of Rural Dictionary
Emily (noun.) usually pronounced “puh-ding”.
Emily, more commonly referred to as pudding, is a big strong girl who can take on the world! She’s hardworking and dedicated to her career in pot wash, but is a dab hand at Roblox!
Emily sometimes puts on a front, pretending she’s okay, but in reality she’s probably suffering from chronic stummy ache.
Emily’s weakness is the backseat of a taxi, and you don’t want to know what she gets up to back there…
“Damn, what’s that smell”
“It smells like sharts”
“Yeah, it smells like emily pickles”
When a group of 4 or more white males with peni under four inches in length and 1.5 inches in girth all insert they’re penises into the same bitthole of a girl simulatiously.
Damn dude. You should have seen it. She invites all of them over and they have her a Norwegian pickle jar.
An involuntary bowel movement upon hearing the value of an antiquity.
Charlotte was on Antiques Roadshow with that ugly painting she had hanging behind the chiffonier in her boudoir. When she found out it was worth $69,0000 she lost control and beefed a Provenance Pickle into her bloomers.
Since 1971 this all-Canadian diner-style restaurant has become a dining spot and a destination for great food, comfort, ambiance and excellent value. The Pickle .
Wanna go to The Pickle Barrel?
sure!
When a man/woman tickles your penis while your sleeping. If the recipient wakes up, the tickler will usually scream “THIS IS THE NEW WORLD ORDER” and run away. However, in some cases, the recipient enjoys the pickle tickle, and pretends to stay asleep.
Last night, Bella gave me a Pickle Tickle, I pretended to stay asleep because I liked it.