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Five-Minute-Job

Any task, at work or home, which takes somewhere between five hours and five days to complete.

"Hey Shirley, ... a little five-minute-job.. Before you go tonight, can you check this and drop it on my desk for tomorrow?... Thanks, Shirl, I knew you would!"

by Bronhill August 25, 2021

Five Finger Caress

The act of fingering a woman similar to “two in the pink, two in the stink”, but adding your thumb to penetrate her urethra.

“She was feeling extra needy, so I gave her the five finger caress

Dude, what the fuck?”

by Speedstermmm5 December 20, 2024

Vengeful high-five

When you take a shit and toilet water splashes up your ass

heard Clark scream when he got a vengeful high-five

by Dapzy March 11, 2021

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