A fork of Rural Dictionary
Abbreviation for horny, angry & tired
George had to call in sick to work today, for he was HAT
Magic mushrooms; hallucinagenic mushrooms that are ingested for a jolly good time
The weed started to kick in on our way to pick up some hats.
A way to say that one is "high" from Marijuana. For example you could, "wear a hat" (In the current state of being "high") or "put on a hat" (referring to the action of getting "high"). It is a way to tell somebody that you or someone else is "high" without being to obvious.
Kyle: "Hey man, you tryna watch Intersteller?"
Jordan: "Hold up, lemme put on a Hat first."
Or
"Yo, just so you know, I'm wearing a Hat."
It is a hat, you put it on your head.
Person one: (you) "What is a hat?"
Person two: (me) "Why did you ask that question, you know what a fucking hat is."
When a Haitian shits into a coconut and then puts the coconut on someone’s head
Kaden: Yo I saw someone get a monkey hat last night!
Jamal: That was me!
Kaden: SHEEEEEEESH
When ur best mate leaves his Guinness unattended and you dip the head of ur penis into his glass.
Travis set his Guinness down to retrieve his darts. Billy took full advantage and gave him an "Irish Top Hat"!