A fork of Rural Dictionary
To urinate on yourself or one other's pants whilst drinking.
Goddamn, I'm so drunk I've pissed on myself and Chris's pants simultaneously giving each other a wicked pair of clown pants!
When someone goes outside wearing ridiculously baggy pants. This is especially the case when they are red, but most importantly baggy and worn by an idiot. This look originates from the sugar-hoe-gang. If you come across one of these creatures, do not try to run away because he is probably on the track team and will catch you. The only course of action is to try to make a musically with him. This will deter him for long enough that you will be able to make an escape.
Corinne : "yo do you see that dude in them pants???"
Tasha: "Yeah, I think his name is edward, he is rockin some clown pants right now"
Corinne: "Ohhhh, that's what they are called, yeah... he does look like a clown."
Tasha: "clap along, if you feel like happiness is the truth"
Corinne: "word"
When coaching a little league baseball team, the team forgets everything they were taught in practice. Other team running around the bases while your team falls to pieces like clowns in a circus and parents going wild like a three ring circus.
Inspired by role model hero Billy Bob Thornton in classic film Bad News Bears.
Team. You guys look ridiculous out there last inning. This is baseball, not clown school tryouts. Now get you heads out of your asses and PLAY BALL.
1.) noun. viscous tomfoolery; an individual or act that is considered both nonsensical and vapid
2.) The Soup of Fools
“Honestly, I don’t think you should date your coworker... He’s Clown Chowder AF...
A tubby wanker who turns in front of you after leaving Taco Bell
Ahh you clown biscuit
1. An insult that a complete idiot makes when he's losing an argument. 2. A jester or Harlequin that works locally.
Henry was doing badly in debate club so he referred to Jessica as an area clown.
When you take a massive hit of weed, give a menstruating woman oral pleasure and then exhale.
What’s that on your face?
I smoked a shit ton last night and gave that girl the smoking clown