A fork of Rural Dictionary
Boris is definition of sigma male. This guy have a big dick, he can fuck every girl he wants even your dad. You don’t eanna mess with him.
Boris is most beutiful on earth
Boris is definition of sigma male. He might seem weak, but belive me you don’t wanna mess with him. He have balls made out of steal and long dick. Boris can have any girl he want he even can have your father. Boris is everything you wanna be, and everything your mom want.
Man: hi sigma male no1 i am sorry to distrub you but my wife and i have a problem
Boris (sigma male): what is it
Man: my women wants to have sex but my little dick is not enough for her, so can you fuck her?
Sigma male Boris: she will cum just by looking at my sigma male dick
An English street term for cocaine. Thought to originate after the British public noticed that the personality changing effects of cocaine, eg exaggeration, false confidence, lechery & dishonesty together with an often observed dishevelment of the users hair l, was likening them to the former disgraced prime minister.
Do you wanna come to the toilet for a quick line of Boris?
Winning entry for man with worst hair dresser 2021.
Otherwise known as the "bloo passport guy" or the inventor of the supreme insult- "great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies"- designed flawlessly to be directed at a person exhibiting signs of cowardice.
Occasionally recognised as the UK Prime Minister. But not often. He's been difficult to take seriously after he tackled some poor child in what was clearly a very intense game of primary school rugby.
"Did you see that video of Boris on the zip-wire Grandma?" "Yes, I did. It was most amusing."
A kid that’s way below the standards of being a high rank like plat 2 in Rainbow 6 Siege for example gets carried he drops breadsticks and donuts every game, also Tks when you’re about to clutch the game by yeeting a c4 and claps 3 teammates
Damn man you pulled a Boris you’re trash af