Country Dictionary

Dribble Baby

1
A child born from semen leaking from a woman's anal creampie into her vagina causing impregnation. Generally unplanned.

2
A dumb asshole presumed to be the offspring created through definition #1.

3
Someone who can't handle situations where drinking is involved because they have no self-control.

1
Person 1: Did you hear Erika got pregnant?
Person 2: I thought she only takes it up the ass?
Person 1: Yup...dribble baby, yo.

2
"Man, fuck John...fucking dribble baby."

3
"Did you invite Freddy? I hope not because that dude is a dribble baby."

Granny Dribble Cake

The cakes you find for sale at a church fete which have been baked by dribbling grannies. Do not buy these cakes!

Hey look! I won a Granny Dribble Cake in the raffle.