A fork of Rural Dictionary
The opposite of a thigh gap. A blockage of fat between the legs.
That bitch is so fat, her thigh dam blocks the sun.
When two guys bang in the back of a John boat. They position themselves in a way that makes it appear to others as if they’re about to “jump a beaver dam”
Wv man- Look at that skinny dude banging that old bald dude!
Ohio man- we’re “jumping a beaver dam”!
Screaming Trump is a felon while you yank on your needle dick.
Jimi Job was doing the vihn dam on his porch.
The art of taking laxatives and ducked taping your anus and trying to hold back all of the shit. The winner of The Dirty Dam is the one who holds it back for the longest. The loser of this contest is denied access to a toilet for the next 24 hours.
Guy: Man me and Jamie did The Dirty Dam and his dam broke after like 5 minutes
Friend: What a pussy
The art of taking laxatives and ducked taping your anus and trying to hold back all the shit. The winner of the The Dirty Dam contest is the one who holds the shit back for the longest. The loser of the contest is denied access to a toilet for the next 24 hours.
Guy: Man me and Jamie did The Dirty Dam last night and his dam burst after like 5 minutes
Friend: What a pussy
I’m at the hover dam and I want a dam t-shirt!
we got a dam hole.
What?
Nothing, inside joke.
A condom. Created late at night by Nick Watts and William Carter of San Francisco California, 7/22/18
I hope you used a daddy dam!!!