A fork of Rural Dictionary
An Egyptian who has lived in the Western world so long they are afraid to go to the motherland due to lack of Air Conditioning.
Mak can never go back to Egypt. He is so use to A/C he has become a Luxury Egyptian.
A version of modern day skype that was once used for communication amongst egyptian folk.
I'm so glad we can chat on egyptian scoop (Hieroglyphics)
the act of sticking one fist up a girls vagina and the other fist in her butt and having her clench as hard as she can.
Joe: So how was your night with your girlfriend? Tyler: Awesome! She's really into Egyptian handcuffs.
The act of fucking a charred orange covered in salt until it completely disintegrates. The orange has to be charred in order for it to be an Egyptian Tragedy, aswell as the orange, which has to be from a farmer in China named "Louis", it can be any Louis, as long as they farm oranges. You have to be in a state of melancholy in the act. The salt has to be from the Salzbergwerk in Berchtesgaden. This criteria is mandatory The orange has to be powdered and from China And HAVE to be from someone named Louis If the farmer isnt named Louis, this is not an Egyptian Tragedy
jimfarticle: Yo, i tried the Egyptian Tragedy challenge, and it was eye opening. It was unlike anything ive ever had before marcos: what the fuck is that
When a woman mixes crocodile dung, honey, and sodium carbonate to make a contraceptive paste they then enter into the vagina and copulate with.
P1: Dude, Susanna and I totally did the Egyptian Hot Pocket! P2: With crocodile shit? P1: You know it!
when one is unable to reach their destination (climax) so she has to aggressively manipulate by hand until everything breaks free
Her Suez Canal felt so good I wanted to stay in there forever, but she wanted me to finish (I suspect to let others in) so she gave me the old “Egyptian Tugboat”.