A fork of Rural Dictionary
(noun) When a male places his testicles between his thighs and bends over. A female will then lick the testicles from behind.
She gave me a filipino gift bag.
I want to give him a filipino gift bag.
My friend asked a stranger about the Filipino Back Alley, he's never been the same since.
A Filipino Finger Job the sexual act (involving at least 1 male) of jamming you or your partner's finger(s) inside of the male's penis hole.
Honey instead of fingering you, how about you finger me? I want a Filipino Finger Job
A full hog cooked in this backyard fashion:
Build a big fire, throw a box spring on it until it's burnt off everything but the steel springs, put a hog over the springs above the coals, sauce it with a broom, flip it over ever now and then.
Dig a big pit in a dirt alley road
Fill it with madrone and bay
Stinks like hell
And the neighbors complain
Don't give a hoot what they say
Slap that hog
Gotta roll em over twice
Baste him with a sweeping broom
You gotta swat them flies
And chain up the dogs
Cookin up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
Cookin up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
(credit to Tom Waits)
(noun) refers to the adjustment made on the actual expected time to account for Filipino time.
Mark wants to start his show at exactly 8:00PM and expects everyone to be there already. Since his audience might consist of Filipinos, he announces his show to start at Filipino Savings Time (FST) 7:00PM instead, taking to consider the usual Filipino Time.
A Filipino fruit loop is when two Filipinos eat fruit loops out of each others booty holes
Boy 1: did you see those guys last night?
Boy 2: nah, what was it?
Boy 1: they were Filipino fruit looping on the lunch table.
Two Filipino ladies lay on top of each other while a gaggle of men ejaculate on top of them creating an eclair-like effect.
Man A meets two Filipino women at a mall and asks them back to his house. As things get heated the Filipino women find themselves on top of each other.
At this point Man A calls over his friends and informs them that the opportunity for a Filipino Rice Roll has presented itself. Man B, C, D, and E who surround the Filipino girls in a circle and ejaculate simultaneously.