Country Dictionary

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Kettleing

A couple who fucks in a tub of warm water and then proceed to drink the water.

Those two tried kettleing last night, it was super gross.

by Miscorunco November 08, 2022

Somalian Cum Kettle

Somalian Cum Kettle- A plastic coated device used to catch pre-ejac when one does the helicopter with their meat stick at high rpms

I was bored so I decided to do the helicopter with my over sized man wing. Pre ejac started to fly so to tidy things up a bit I decided to try out my new Somalian Cum Kettle! It worked like a champ by catching two quarts of man glue!

by Theshattalker April 13, 2017

Fudge kettle

When the person receiving anal is constipated and after a good butt pounding they have a long squeaky butt queef that results in a shart.

I was giving Brenda anal to help her out with her back door blockage and she fudge kettled all over my sheets.

by Kizz8lyn July 19, 2022

Trevor Kettle

Describes someone who is incompetent. In fact, 'incompetent' is being too kind - they are shite. Completely shite. So shite that the decisions they make do little else than inflict unhappiness and induce rage.

A shit stain on the adult diaper of life.

They are a bit of a Trevor Kettle; c*nt!

by Every football fan ever! January 30, 2019

Kettle Sucker

For those who are among the special folk. Not quite a window licker, but a person who sucks kettle spouts and tastes the rust and lime scale.

Oi, fuck off ya kettle sucker!

by TheNaughtyScouseman December 25, 2022

Kettle Bomb

To boil water in a kettle and throw it over someone.

For example:

Guy 1: "yo I heard some guy tried breaking into your house last night what did you do?"

Guy 2: "I went to my window and kettle bombed him!"

by DCFC_Bowen February 15, 2017

Poppa Bear's Kettle Korn

Best ever fun time snack; perfect mixture of sweet and salty popcorn made in Southside Virginia. Perfectly popped kernals that create a great tasting snack

Poppa Bear's Kettle Korn is a funtime snack that kids and adults love.

by popcorn king January 05, 2019