A fork of Rural Dictionary
Swear word among the chinese/canto/singlish community to describe someone who is cocky/arrogant
Example Person1: I don't think you can pass your upcoming exams which is due next week. I hardly see you study at all Person2: OF COURSE I CAN PASS. DON'T LOOK DOWN ON ME! PLEASE! Person1: Can you please don't be lan si lan yong linsi END
A wonderful girl/woman with beautiful eyes, skin and cute lips. Her name remind you of a very expensive yet beautiful and unique kind of flower “ylang ylang” or simply orchid. She might be under 5’2, tiny but she can have distinctive imagination and intelligence with good sense of humor when they’re around her besties. She knows what is good and bad, have a clear perspective about people. However, she sometimes overthink, wonder about their abilities and future. However, she is actually a stronger person than she thought with the biggest heart and the badass body.
Ngoc Lan is a girl with cute cheek and her smile is brighter than my future
getting pressed, confused talk.
when someone talk bullshit about you: ‘eh, don’t lao lan hor.’
The complete opposite of chuck luck. Lan luck is comparative to slipping on ice and landing on your ass, only instead of falling on the ground, you end up falling on a 12 inch dildo coated in rockguard that bottoms out in your lungs. Many people who suffer from lan luck end up contemplating suicide or suffer from depression and a resentment for people who live their lives normally. Often times you will see these individuals praying beforehand to just have something work for once. This usually involves menial tasks such as loading up a video game, trying to get marginally lucky for lootbox rewards or just going from point A to point B whilst travelling. Many of the afflicted are named Landon, Lan or have some sort of variation of the previously listed names. The cause is unknown but is the main driving point that people associated with chuck luck are to blame as they are viewed as siphoning all luck away from them. Those who have the names "chuck" are deeply resented in these situations.
Lan: "Please God. Please God. Please God! Just start the damn game. I'm sick of this." Joe: "Dude. We're waiting. Hurry up!" Chuck: "Seriously man. Been waiting for like an hour now." Lan: "Fuck! Fucking game crashed again! Are you serious?! Fuck this. I'm out! So done with this lan luck shit..."