A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you are in the act and a dog come up from behind and licks your ass
The dog gave me a redneck bidet while I was going down on my girlfriend
Carefully pinching your anus as a log is dropping to create a splash, creating enough of a splash to clean your asshole
Went drinking last night and I’m stuck at work w/ swamp ass
on a 12 hour shift w/ no baby wipes , just had to do a redneck bidet
After plunging for several minutes, when the water turns a consistent brown with shreds of toilet paper surfacing consistently, you will feel the pressure drop in your hand(s). At that moment sit down and flush again.
Sorry I got your floor all wet in there but the almighty gave me a redneck bidet before I started to stucco
Spotting one junkie in a crowd eating another junkie's asshole.
Damn khed I'm so hungry I could even go for a NICKMOODQUINCYMA BIDET
The act of using your mouth as a fountain to clean someone’s asshole
Hey babe, we’re out of toilet paper and I could really use a good bidet-ing right now
A sexual act in which a person squats over the face of a second person, who has a mouthful of water. The second person then spits out the mouthful of water into the first person's genital and/or anal area, similar to how a bidet would be used.
The initial cleanliness of the first person's groin and/or anus can vary based on both parties' personal tastes.
"My partner and I were doing some bideting last night..."
A sex act where one person takes a large sip of water and holds it in their mouth while another person squats over their face. The first person then squirts the water up into the second person's anus, for the purpose of sexual stimulation.
my gf and i tried bideting last night, it was awesome!