Country Dictionary

multiple wife state

look at him he is so much from utah

the best place on earth

live laugh love utah

My names Francesca and im from utah

Oh your elena you must be from utah.

Utah is a place where people do coke , marijuana etc. at a very young age and this is where the blood and crips gang bang . And it’s where kids smoke weed behind there schools

let’s go get some weed and dick in Utah

Something that might come to your mind when you're trying to think of a really forgettable US state

Harry: What's the most obscure US state you can think of?
Kevin: Uhhh, maybe Utah?
Harry: That's true. What's even in that state?
Kevin: Don't ask me!

One of those states and or places that you forget exist until you look at a map or something.

Harry: What's the most forgettable US state you can think of?
Kevin: Uhhh, maybe Utah?
Harry: That's true. What the hell is even in that state?
Kevin: Don't ask me!

-"This is the place"
- 45th state in the union
- "Greatest Snow on Earth"

- Mormons ofc (not everyone is Mormon & the ones that are, are more open-minded)
- Jello
- Snow tundra & desert red rocks all in one w a great view of the Wasatch mountain range (why settle for one Minecraft biome when you can have 3 ig)

The birthplace of the FLDS

- Every body looks the same, the "Utah girl" hair.
- You can't go anywhere without running into a pack of missionaries, if you want them to stop bugging you just offer them a beer. ;)
- Utah Jazz is the shit along w RSL soccer
- National parks

- Highest # of Pacific Islanders next to Hawaii
- Don't start talking to anyone unless you're sure you're not cousins
- Sundance Film Festival
- Skiing & snowboarding
-The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City
- Everybody knows everybody through the Mormon church
- Pioneer day
- check out The Ogden Farmers Market, Park Silly, The Arts Festival, they're really fun.
- Last but not least, the names can be very... special, so don't blame the kid blame the parent, you'll meet a LOT of people with names starting with "Mc, Mak, Mck, Mac" (ex. Makenzie, Mcaylee & Mckay) along with names that end in "lee, ley, li, leigh" (ex. Ryleigh, Oakley, Mylee & a shit ton of Bailey's) You'll meet a lot of boys w the names Carter, Carson, Bracken, Beau, Owen, Christian & ofc Logan. You'll meet a lot of girls w the names, Hailey, Oakley, Bailey, Lilly, Olivia, Abby, Hallie & Allie.

Person 1: "I'm going to Bear Lake this year for Summer."
Person 2: "Utah right?"
Person 1: "Yeah."
Person 2: "Stay away from the polygamists! :D"

Person 1: " Who says I want too? ;)"
Person 2: "..."
Person 1: " I'm gonna find me a blondie!"