A fork of Rural Dictionary
When somebody voices that they, in fact, do not give a fuck about something but you in contrast did not ask for their two sense in the first place.
Man did you hear this cunt? He acts as if we asked him whether or not he gives a fuck. In fact nobody gives a fuck if you give a fuck or not
You likely know that it's the literal opposite of that and THAT'S THE ACTUAL PROBLEM. If you were in a brothel I wouldn't care who you fucked.
Hym "It's not who you fuck. It's who you don't and across what axis you're discriminating. How YOU regard people is entirely contingent upon whether or not you're dealing with a bigot. I'm no different."
Juicy-er than fried chicken
Hey how about I tell you about My Fat Ugly Gross Disgusting Despicable Delectable Suckulent Fuckulent juicy tender balls that smoother cares your check as the hairs do a little tickle you fuck
1. WOW Are You Serious?
2. You’re Joking
3. What The Hell?
Are You Fucking Me Bro! That’s So Fake
The shortened version of "If a man has sex with a man, it doesn't make him gay. But you fuck one donkey, and everyone will call you donkey fucker until you die."
It means that some deeds are so horrifically memorable that you will be known for it, even if the act or event was a one time thing.
Bill: Hey guys! What are you cooking for Thanksgiving?
Simon: I don't want you in the kitchen, you might get a semi.
James: Haha, turkey fucker!
Bill: C'mon man, that was when I was 14. God....You fuck one donkey!
Did you fuck the guy pretending to be me to get women? That's rape! If that's the case he's a rapist! Where's his wife Emma Vigland (Journalist)? Where'd she go?
Hym "Did you fuck destiny? Because if you did..."