A fork of Rural Dictionary
Blob means
Basic
Last
Option
Bae. Someone you would fuck if it was a last resort
Bob:"your still a verigin"
Joe:"yeah I might have to fuck the blob"
Or
Bob:"fuck her"
Joe:"NO SHES THE BLOB"
A blob or bloberto is defined as someone who is an untr00 and only focusses on studying and books. He often goes by the handle UOAT.
Wow, that kid in the library is a real blob. He has continuously been studying and reading books for the last 1 week and hasn't moved an inch. Some may also call the kid a UOAT
someone who sits on the couch all day instead of socializing a blob would rather play minecraft or clash of clans.
i know a blob. her name is maddy.