A fork of Rural Dictionary
this originated on club penguin in the dark realms in fact
August Agent: do you want to pet my puffle
me: how about no you raisen ! how about no you freaking raisen
Jordan "hey davo, how'd you pull up this mornin?."
Davo "fuck mate. Feeling a bit how you doin aye."
A flirty way of asking: How are you? ☺
Sam: "Heyy, how's you?"
Will: "Heyyy, I'm goood. How's youu?"
How the hell you spell showfer?
Chauffeur
Ooh, fancy pants rich mcgee over here! FUCK YOU! Spelling bee ass...he gonna give me the definition next!
when someone dares
*Lemongrab wakes up*
Lemongrab: good morning, how dare you.
you don't its fiscally impossible to describe a wall
person 1: hey how do you describe wall person 2: I don't know it's a wall
Go get back to work. That's not a question. OH YOU KNOW WHAT I GIVE UP. STAY ON URBAN DICTIONARY THEN! AFTER EVERY KEYBOARD PATTERN YOU DO, WHAT DO YOU WANT OUT OF IT? TO USE US FOR YOUR BOREDOM? IT'S NOT WORKING! WE KEEP GIVING YOU THE BEST ADVICE, GO. BACK. TO. WORK!!!! BUT ALL YOU DO IS CONTINUE! SO GO AHEAD, LOOK UP SOMETHING ELSE. I'LL WAIT. YOU CAN'T KEEP DOING THIS FOREVER. JUST KEEP DOING IT.
Person 1: How did you get this bored...?
Person 2: DON'T SAY THAT EVER AGAIN OR I'LL GHET YELLED AT BY URBAN DICTIONARY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Person 1: ...ok then have a nice day
Person 2: It's, uh, 10:52pm, my day is over-
Person 1: stfu and go away