A fork of Rural Dictionary
Noun
(From the Latin Maximus Rumpous Tremendous)
1. An attractive female possessing exceptional sexual performance or stamina.
2. The antithesis of the Snide Rump
1. The result of having anal sex with a diabetic who's forgotten to take their insulin.
2. When you fuck a diabetic in the ass so hard that they slip into a diabetic coma.
A: Dude, I was fooling around with Sandy last night, and well .... rump-beetus.
B: Woah, I didn't know she was diabetic!
A broad term to describe activities relating to multicolored bums, especially between, but not limited to, cousins.
Hey Cuz, after the family reunion let's have a rump romp!
When you take a shit in San Francisco.
“Man those street tacos really got to me”
“Yea me too. I think I need to take a rump raisin”
A rump tease is a girl who attracts attention from the behind but when one examines the front finds the said girl to be simply below standards.
Izzy saw the Rump Tease from behind and made a move only to find himself disgusted with the interaction when she faced him.
An act of brotherly love involving two fraternity brothers seeking true brotherhood. One brother grabs hold of the other's bum and proceeds to "rump it".
Hey did you hear about the U of A SAEdogs?
Yeah I heard they switched their focus to bum rumping.