A fork of Rural Dictionary
Australian slang : When you do a forward tumble roll while shitting yourself. Like a pencil roll only nastier. Often unplanned.
Did you see that tripper do a tumble roll down the hill? Yeah mate but it went full Vegemite scroll, wasn't pretty.
A scroll monkey is a person who spends a bulk of their awake-life scrolling through the feed in their social media accounts, such as Facebook or Instagram.
Person A: What an amazing class/movie/show that was! Person B: I had no idea. I was on my phone, being a scroll monkey.
I’d rather watch a chimpanzee scroll through Instagram than go to your neighbors house to watch game of thrones Jerry.
Avoiding doom of social media & news outlets and diving into God’s word — aka BOOM scrolling 🔥🔥🔥
Damn son, he BOOM scrolling the word of God & it’s giving him life
The toe tingle felt after an excessive amount of bowl scrolling.
I could barely stand to wipe once the Bowl Scroll Leg kicked in.