A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you are in the act and a dog come up from behind and licks your ass
The dog gave me a redneck bidet while I was going down on my girlfriend
Carefully pinching your anus as a log is dropping to create a splash, creating enough of a splash to clean your asshole
Went drinking last night and I’m stuck at work w/ swamp ass
on a 12 hour shift w/ no baby wipes , just had to do a redneck bidet
After plunging for several minutes, when the water turns a consistent brown with shreds of toilet paper surfacing consistently, you will feel the pressure drop in your hand(s). At that moment sit down and flush again.
Sorry I got your floor all wet in there but the almighty gave me a redneck bidet before I started to stucco
Spotting one junkie in a crowd eating another junkie's asshole.
Damn khed I'm so hungry I could even go for a NICKMOODQUINCYMA BIDET
A swedish bedit is when the sewers overflow with such force that whomever is sitting on the toilet get a stream of sewer water up their behind. This is of course a refrence too the swedish immegration situation.
My brother got too experience a swedish Bidet when my dad opened up the sewer connection.
The act of using your mouth as a fountain to clean someone’s asshole
Hey babe, we’re out of toilet paper and I could really use a good bidet-ing right now
A sexual act in which a person squats over the face of a second person, who has a mouthful of water. The second person then spits out the mouthful of water into the first person's genital and/or anal area, similar to how a bidet would be used.
The initial cleanliness of the first person's groin and/or anus can vary based on both parties' personal tastes.
"My partner and I were doing some bideting last night..."