A fork of Rural Dictionary
When Facebook takes over all life and is everyones emotion. Past the point where people literally starting writing on peoples walls and say "lol" out loud when they find something humerous.
Dave- "Hey, I put ILY on your wall yesterday. Didn't you see it?" Michelle- "What the fuck asshole? It took me an hour to scrub that off. But I did lol about it for a little" Mitch- "FB takeover"
When you need to take pictures of your couch a gf must be present at all times for safety reasons. If your camera is cracked gf must be there no questions asked for camera purposes.
You have to say yes to fb marketplace pics