A fork of Rural Dictionary
While wearing a kilt, drinking scotch whiskey, and applying your bare naked butt cheeks on your drunken buddy’s face.
Oh hey! Did you see Jeff give Joe a Scottish Eye Socket in his camper last night!?
A: The act of stick the penis into a socket; commonly an outlet in a wall.
Said as if it were a criminal charge; used with words like 'Committed' etc.
B: a form of torture similar to Definition A. Primary pronounced in German 'Schwanzes Steckdose' (not exact translation)
A: The man committed Cocket Socket and was rushed to the ER in a state of shock.
B: After killing the king's son, the man was arrested and sentenced to solitary confinement and Schwanzes steckdose for life.
when a electrical socket drops out the male plug.
A slutty socket is when you are trying to vacuum in your old rental and the plug to your vacuum keeps falling out of the wall.