Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Gerbil

Smol, cute, cuddly, brainless and completely useless for any real world task

Jim's great but completely gerbil without a 900 page guidebook on hand

by Cock sparkles March 16, 2022

feeding the gerbil

female masturbation, similar to 'choking the chicken'

"Where is Bethany?" "Oh, she's feeding the gerbil, dontcha know."

by YouChubi September 08, 2008

Gerbil Farmer

A man or woman that let's gerbils run and play in there asshole and breeds gerbils for a loving.

We always knew that Steveo was a gerbil farmer. He always had gerbils in his pockets.

by Zzz1987 October 24, 2022