A fork of Rural Dictionary
This instrument is a FUCK! If you play a piano then you are wasting your life. Killing all hopes and dreams of music and ruining your life is what it does. FUCK this instrument!!!!!!!
The Piano is an ASSHOLE of an instrument. FUCKING ridicules.
Another way of saying “I promise.” Used to ensure your counterpart is telling the truth and absolutely not fucking with you.
A: “I fucked your mom”
B: “Yeah, sure”
A: “Dude, Piano”
Practising piano skill on a human body under a intoxicated condition
Daryl was playing piano with the girl we all don’t know well.
The type of instrument that will get you laid.
Are you a virgin? Why look for a girl when you can sit at a piano and get laid?
A piano is a instrument that catches the eye of lots of people they buy a piano online it comes they try it out and!.. give up in the spand of 1 day because they can’t immediately play a song they like.
A person: Oh wow you play the piano
You: oh yeah! it’s taken me years to master it
The person: can I try?
You: sure!
The person: thank you!... why isn’t it playing *song name* isn’t it
Supposed to play it does it want me to play it?
You: ...