A fork of Rural Dictionary
dry piece of paper that people use to smear poop around in their butt and they walk around like that for the whole day
toilet paper gives me an itchy ass
Alaskan toilet paper is when you take a nasty ass shit and flatten it out with a rolling pin and freeze it and then use the frozen shit patty to wipe your ass after you take a shit
"fuck im out of toilet paper, looks like im going to have to make some alaskan toilet paper
When you pass toilet paper to shipmate… Nice try chief😂 🧻 🧻 🧻
Three Toilet paper emojis… You thought!