A fork of Rural Dictionary
"Everybody do the wenis, the wenis is a dance, everybody is a genius, who knows it advance" - Sam from Gamechanger
A phrase which can be used to describe male genitalia. It's a mixture of both penis and willy. Commonly used by cool danish girls.
Yo man, lately I've been self conscious about the size of my wenis! It's only 3 inches!
No worries bro! Mines half that!
That strange lil flap on the outside of your elbow
Also something my friend says is short for "woman penis"
Ex. 1 "Why's your wenis so brown bro? Mine's not that dark.."
Ex. 2
Some strange perverted masculinist: "Women can't pee because they can't aim where they're going to."
My friend: "That’s where you're wrong, buddy. Y'know we can always hold open our vagina and thrust our hips forwards to aim it where we want it right? I call it a woman penis or a wenis."
Me: "That's... Interesting."