Country Dictionary

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French Guest

When you have sex on a friends bed, then ejaculate on their pillow. When that friend goes to bed they get an ear full of cum. When confronted about the deed the ejaculator laughs like a French Person. "haw haw haw"

I left my buddy a French Guest before I left the party.

by Lightspeedpork July 10, 2014

French-rim

Just as French kiss means a tongue penetrating ihto another person's mouth, a "French-Rim" means a tongue penetrating into another person's asshole.

I met a submissive who lived to French-rim Me.

by MASTER-DANIEL-1000 April 29, 2024

French Shakka

To flip someone off with your middle finger

Jim responded with an enthusiastic French Shakka

by Ricky Benny September 19, 2022

INDIRECT FRENCH KISS

Yes not just the INDIRECT KISS but was they on an ASSHOLE.

I drank from a water bottle as I was so FUCK THIRSTY that it was my training already that INDIRECT FRENCH KISS to any SHITTY ASSHOLE.

by SIXTIES LITTLE GIRL August 21, 2021

French Fries with Abs

A more dignified name for "Waffle Fries". (Sadly, they will not give you abs)

Let's get some French Fries with Abs dude!

by 69+420=489 June 24, 2023

Le French Captain Zack Senpai

A pretty chill dude who likes gaming. He is an otaku and loves anime characters who are very fast and use swords POGS He's very friendly and talkative

A: You should be more like Le French Captain Zack Senpai B: I know

by M. C. squire May 24, 2021

excuse my french

“excuse my french” is use before or after you swear

Boyfriend: excuse my french this bitch bad Girlfriend * speechless *

by coochie devour April 30, 2023