A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you’re eating ass and your partner has a hemorrhoid.
I was eating this chick’s ass last night and she had a hemorrhoid so big it was like French kissing Sanchez.
When you get rejected by a date due to speaking or doing an action that is associated with French culture. Common in areas of Canada that include both English and french speakers.
"I ordered a baguette, and then she French zoned me"
You give Shrek a big ol French kiss
I was French Kissing Shrek
A guy that looks about as much like Brad Pitt as I look like Tom Cruise.
If that guy is the French Brad Pitt, I must be like the Colin Farrell of the South or somebody like that, even though Colin Farrell thinks I am prettier than that man.
A title where you don't have to look or be anything like the other guy to have.
The French Brad Pitt might as well be the French Shaquille O'Neal, why not?
He tried to get in but couldn't find the little French key.