A fork of Rural Dictionary
A Christian baby (named after a genre of quora questions) is a hypothetical where the scenario described is made such that the only good outcome is predetermined by the asker (i.e. converting to christianity)
P1: if hitler was trapped in a building with one thousand orphans and the only way to save the orphans was to save hitler would you save him? P2: that is such a christian baby
There’s lots to unpack here. This is a school for a bunch of rich white assholes who like to stay in their white bubble of Christian-ness. Everyone thinks they’re the shit, but in reality, people in the real world who go to normal public schools laugh at these dweebs. Our diversity rating, negative percent. With some pervs, fossils, cat grandmas who can’t tell they’re super cringe, and subs who can’t self tan as teachers, you’ll have an interesting experience to say the least.
Person 1: did you hear about that school, Harrisburg Christian school? Person 2: ewww they’re a bunch of losers haha
E.g let me christianate your ass, so i can see your titties
a little fucking shit spewer that shits un controllably and never shuts his bald little mouth, he is 4'11 MAX and gets no bitches. he doesnt know how to skate. and his hair is soft and looks like fucking shit....
dont be a christian mason.
A god of fortnite. The most amazing person you will ever meet hit me up at 717-406-8542
Travis zeiset:christian Joseph merk u are a god at fortnite Christian Joseph merk: ik that is literally the definition of my name
The actual definition of fucking two-faced bitch.
That girl is so much like Kaitlin Christian.