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See also: "Eternal Suffering" The place I used to work at. A shitty pizza place in the local Mayfield Heights Ohio area. It's expensive as fuck for shitty food, as well as salads which people wanna get even though they're going to a fucking pizza place. The employees all seem to have their lives in a shitshow and are all on a fast track to hell. The food can be decent or disgusting and that's it. An easy employment to get since they're always extremely underemployed, especially if you want to hate your life, cause you'll get hired from showing up to the interview and immediately start getting overwhelmed. Working there is hell. Your coworkers don't help with shit and will lie to try to lay their work on you, and call off last minute so you have to work more cause you didn't want to die enough already. You can expect to be extremely overworked even if no one ever comes into the fucking resturaunt. And no matter what time your shift ends at, you can expect to get out 2-4 hours later plus your 30 minute to 1 hour clean up time, cause fuck you. Overall a crap place. Don't work here if you wanna enjoy your job or life.
1. Jim: "Hey, I'm looking for a job that will easily hire me, pay me minimal wages, and overall really just make me wanna kill myself." Carl: "Oh, well have you applied to Master Pizza?" Jim: "You think they can meet those requirements?" Carl: "Of course! It's such a shitty place that your expectations will instantly be met, plus way more stuff to make you wanna die!" 2. Sindy: " Hey I'm really hungry, can we get some food?" Bob: "Sure. What are you in the mood for?" Sindy: "I'm really in the mood for shitty pizza. But I'm not sure we have any shitty pizza places in our area." Bob: "I know! We can get Master Pizza!" They make crap pizza that you'll hate." Sindy: "That's a wonderful idea!"
An American brand of frozen pizza owned and distributed by Dr. Oetker, a German corporation, and sold in grocery stores in the Northeastern United States
In 1963, Ellio's Pizza was founded in the Long Island, New York town of Great Neck by Elias Betzios, George Liolis, and Manny Tzelios
A pizza served in an Irish tavern.
Hey after this lame Cosmos game in a bush league baseball stadium lets hit up the pub for some Larry Pizza.
When one has epicly failed at making a homemade pizza and it turns into a sloppy mess so they try to pass it off as a calzone, but in fact its just a complete cheesy, dough, mess. Take it like a man. You can't cook. Deal with it.
A really bad pizza. JP. You know its you. Pizza Burrito.
When you put a microwaved pizza roll into your mouth and it’s too hot, but instead of spitting it out you just hold it into your mouth while your inner cheeks slowly melt
Chris was in pizza roll hell when he stuck a piping hot pizza roll into his mouth before it cooled
Someone who is always bringing to you 'pizza' (something good/sex) while trying not to get caught.
Jeremiah was a pizza runner for her. His girlfriend had no idea what he was doing.
I would have gotten the promotion, but my attendance wasn’t good enough.
I SHIP CHICKEN STRIPS AND PIZZA WAFFLES