A fork of Rural Dictionary
An absolute mongo he bangs his head on pillars and walls for fun and he tginks he has something wrong with him but he is fine
Your a harrison taylor
The act of a females voice breaking while she moans during coitus following up with a box in the nose for her partner to round it off like an Irish boxing champ
Have you seen Arthur’s nose. His wife must have gave him the Katie Taylor last night
A nice sound bloke, can get a bit smelly sometimes though, sweats more water than in the pool of belper leisure centre, can get very aggressive at times and will use vicious boxing techniques
Look at Micheal taylor over there, whys he punching a wall
A cute guy, normally one who is a bit fat; but still cute.
“Hey, have you seen Oliver Taylor around?”
“No, why?”
“Because I need a cute guy to make fun of for being fat.”
Taylor is a very short stubby little man with a beard. He may try to sell you 3 day old cider, but you must say no! He WILL poison you.
He likes Dehya's boobas and honestly same but eh
Cocka
Taylor (male) is so cool and short i wonder if he will sell me cider