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See also Fucktard, Stun Cunt, Loser. Procrasto Asshole: A procrastinating asshole who ALWAYS is late, always has a very handy excuse, and never takes responsbility for FUCK ALL. They never have any money, ALWAYS a Moocher, can't be trusted with anything, especially the Truth. The only consistant thing about these losers is, you can expect a fuck up when they're around. It's like they're the Mayor of Loserville and the town follows them around. In short, a Prograsto Asshole is a loser you always need to stay away from, because it you don't, it gets stressful, costly and exasperating.
"Hey Joe, you Procrasto Asshole! You fucking left the doors open again and we got robbed! All our stuff's gone!!!" Joe: "It's not my fault people rob places..."
A "rambling asshole" is someone who goes on long, incoherent, or self-indulgent tangents while being dismissive, condescending, or rude to others. Their speech often centers on themselves or their opinions, disregarding others’ input or feelings. They tend to dominate conversations with little regard for how their tone or words impact the group.
"They were so obnoxious—just nonsense and buffoonery. I told them they couldn’t vape in my car, and you’d think I had demanded they quit nicotine cold turkey; a real rambling asshole."
The force field developed in order to ward off corn husker, lifted truck driving, hillbilly assohole people. It does not appear from ones own asshole.
That dude required me to turn on my "asshole force field" because of his attitude.
One that is so fucking stupid they believe they become intelligent when their alarm goes off.
You are such a moranic asshole for believing Ekkkk Ekkkk Ekkkk makes you smart.
When you are out at night and you hear this giggling towards you but you don't say a word BUTT your ASSH0LE does.
I will tell you it is coming on naturally as I have a natural ASSHOLE QUOTE and I could not believe how loud my ASSHOLE sounded off.
It plays off of the song EVERYBODY WANTS TO RULE THE WORLD by TEARS FOR FESRS SIXTIES LITTLE GIRL QUOTE ASSHOLE FART
A true ASSHOLE gives an ASSHOLE QUOTE , "it's my own remorse , CURT SMITH , yes , like I know you know the MORSE CODE and your sending it again. Here is an ASSHOLE QUOTE as you ripped my dress dumb ass as that makes me incognito the female GET UP as media jerk , the female bullshit, "DUNB SHIT" so now I give a BRAGGADOCIO quote , " a person is only as great as their memory is" and SIXTIES LITTLE GIRL has an impeccable memory for nearing relevant facts and supporting proof plus SHE HE UT whatever you want to address knows how to play the decided GAME pretty much I will say decently. JOHN just gave an amazing ASSHOLE QUOTE as he FARTED really loud and everybody at this 260 capacity restaurant headed his ASSHOLE QUOTE sound off.
The act of being a total dick to another person.
You are behaving assholely to me and I would appreciate it if you went to hell.