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asshole Sharpe

Expected assholishness over standard deviation of assholishness. Higher asshole Sharpe indicates a better, more consistent, more reliable, asshole.

Did you talk to Patrick? He's never not an asshole. His asshole Sharpe is off the charts.

by PipAndBipsy February 19, 2014

Asshole bomb

When you produce large amounts of horse shit in your body and you can’t make it to the bathroom so your asshole explodes and shit goes on the wall

Wow katie had an asshole bomb the other day

by PBI69420 February 27, 2021

Crown Prince of Assholes

The Crown Prince of assholes Also known as a Kash these beings are so dick-ish and so mean-ish and rude-ish that they are simply know as The Crown Prince of Assholes

Wow Kash you really are The Crown Prince of Assholes

by Koolaid man May 18, 2021

Asshole Model

An asshole model is an antique model 100% of the times relating to an asshole. As human assholes come, it could be in all shapes and sizes. The antique asshole model comes from the unique featueres they offer. Usually being from Greek or English backgrounds and always being able to be spread to the most extreme sizes. Asshole models are well known for the large shits that they are able to produce and the large amounts of shit that they can also speak.

Edward how dare you show us your asshole at the dinner table!!! We don't care that you model, we're not shoving the chicken leg up there!!!

Georginio, I would like to introduce you to my friend David. Don't get frisky but he is an asshole model and was hired by Calvin klien yesterday!

by Salim Mehajer April 02, 2019

trucking asshole

An angry roadrage filled commercial truck driver.

Did you see that truck that just cut me off blowing his air horn? He is a real trucking asshole!!

by HTJA March 19, 2017

asshole discharge

Any secretions exiting the anus.

This peanut butter soup looks like a bowl of asshole discharge.

by jonarchy February 09, 2016

butt thugging asshole

someone you really really hate

jim:that bastard james is a butt thugging asshole he told my sister Laura I had cancer when I dont
Sara: that's terrible

by bullshit meister November 08, 2017