Country Dictionary

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french vanilla

Cum from a very white boy/man

That white boy got his french vanilla all over the bed. Cum white boys

by Crack Attack 412 March 07, 2017

French Vanilla

A handjob in the bathroom of a OnRoute along the 401, usually costing about $3.00.

Stopped at the OnRoute near Belleville for a coffee and a french vanilla from my buddy Adam.

by 401Trucker March 11, 2019

French Nutting

When you're making out with somebody during sex when nutting at the same time

Person A and Person B were full on third base, their tongues intertwining and suddenly out of nowhere Person B felt he was about to Nut. So Person B did, right in the middle of their climaxes, AKA FRENCH NUTTING

by Pocky Theif September 05, 2016

french crest

The dried crust that dries upon the crest of your lips and around them after a make out session.

Yo, bro. Did you see that French crest on her? She totally made out with Bill all night.

by Malapropismgirl October 18, 2020

French Chip

When a female squirts on your stomach, you let it dry, then peel it off like skin after a sunburn; then eat it like a potato chip.

Was the sex good? Yeah, even got a French Chip.

by Htes June 30, 2021