Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Tapping the Maple Tree

Taking a Canadian's virginity

"Hey, Maggie. I heard you are going on a date with Thomas."
"Yeah, Theresa, I will be tapping the maple tree tonight."

by Toastyboy March 20, 2018

Tree bunnies

Squirrels to British people.

British people who fake an American accent have issues saying squirrel with the accent so they say tree bunnies

I was sitting on my porch with a bb gun shooting tree bunnies off of my bird feeders

by cupofpennyroyaltea April 10, 2013

Climb a Tree

To climb a tree is an act of getting with a tall woman

Yo bro look at that girl over there she’s like 6’1”

I’ve always wanted to climb a tree

by Slidin4Kushina November 29, 2023

tree wedging

When one continuously rubs their vagina or penis against a tree until satisfied.

Martha thinks tree wedging is fun.

by gusbydoodledandy December 11, 2015

Decorate my Christmas tree

Proposition a woman for sex while she's on her period.

"Hey baby, why don't you toss that tampon aside and decorate my Christmas tree."
"Um...why are you in the women's restroom?"

by Redwings15 December 12, 2015

Dollar Tree Tony Stark

It is a term about Elon Musk, about how is trying to be Tony Stark but he is not smart, he just has daddy’s money

Person 1: Who’s Elon Musk?
Person 2: Oh it’s just Dollar Tree Tony Stark

by RaineWeather05 May 08, 2022

Dara (Ceo of Trees)

An unusual creature that dwells in the depths of Galbally that is not cool, funny or handsome and highly attracted to other men.

Person 1: among us with boobs, hahahaha sussy

Person 2: (sigh) ... shut up Dara (Ceo of Trees).

by PhantasmyBoi April 17, 2022