Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Open horse grave

description of a terrible smell

Bobby hadn't showered in days, he smelled like an open horse grave.

by Rev Dan April 08, 2018

kicking horse drink

A western Canada classic this drink consists of house red wine on the rocks finished with a fine cream or milk.

Shannon got wasted off that kicking horse drink last week!

by willedit4food April 19, 2023

spearing a horse

Taking a wooden stake strapping it to your dick and fucking a fat girl.

"Dude you were so drunk you were spearing a horse" -Clayton

by Horse jocky January 16, 2018

horse puppy

Another name for a "foal."

"AW!!! Look at all the horse puppies playing together!" "Um....those are foals." "What?" "You know, baby horses are called foals." "I'm still gonna say horse puppy."

by Rocky Horror Babe March 02, 2021

Dirty sea horse

the act of snorting baking soda off of a man's penis.

"Hey, how did he die?" "He did a dirty sea horse."

by CrazyApple1 February 14, 2023

SEEL RED HORSE INC

SEEL RED HORSE INC Is a company located in PENNSYLVANIA , well you can find them at the valley forge square tower SEEL RED HORSE INC ADDRESS: (valley forge square)661-681 Moore Rd, King of Prussia ,PA 19406 TEL: 341-207-2289 EMAIL: [email protected]

SEEL RED HORSE INC

by SEEL RED HORSE INC April 20, 2022

Desert Horse

1: An very ugly chick that looks hot as fuck while your deployed. 2: A desert animal known as a camel.

friend 1: Dude did you see that desert horse that walked by. friend 2: If I was not deployed I wouldn't touch it with a 100ft pole. friend 1: Yeah she looks like she hit every ugly branch on her way down. friend 2: I'll hit though

by Gonzo_Gmoney April 09, 2011