A fork of Rural Dictionary
A tactless, classless and antagonistic person who refuses to be called out on their sh*t. They are famous for retorting with "snowflake" name-calling when confronted.
Emcee at a debate: " and for our first candidate, we have--" Heckler yelling in the crowd: "HERE COMES THE BABY KILLING TRAITOR NOW, WE SHOULD BURN 'EM--" Girl 1 in crowd to Girl 2: "Who? I couldn't hear what..." Heckler to Girl 1: " what's your problem snowflake, can't handle what I'm saying? Need a safe space to cry in? " Girl 1 to Heckler: "Calm the f*ck down dude, I'm here to watch the debate just like you and can't hear a damn thing!" Girl 2 to Girl 1: "Don't mind this clownstick, he's just trying to be the asshole of service to get folks riled up like his hyfey ass."
You know who are they are!!!
That Brute Force Asshole!! is everywhere!
A phrase used to strongly reinforce and help paint an extremely vivid image in the listeners mind when describing something to those who are possibly imagionatoraly impaired or have a total lack of imagination altogether.
"OI what happened to you last night mate because you've woken up today looking and smelling like a DEAD DOGS ASSHOLE"
Wanting to know everything about everything. A government form Nosey person enquiring into your business The VAT inspector
I had to fill in a visa application for Australia the other day. Those mother fuckers wanted to know the in's and out's of a cows asshole!
When your ass knows it's near a toilet and it gets worse
You have one chance to close the door because of proximity asshole
to describe the feeling of your asshole when bumping meth.
Man I have the asshole fireants after that bump.
A name for someone that is so annoying that you want to shove into the corner instead of saying “sit down and shut up”
Person 1: Ugh, this person is being so damn annoying! Person 2: It can’t be that bad. Person 1: He’s ruining the day for everyone! I just wanna shove him into a wall! Person 2: He must be a real asshole in the corner pocket.