A fork of Rural Dictionary
Phrase used to describe someone who is being the most idiotic or irritating person you have ever seen, so much that calling them an asshole would be an underestimation. Asshole times nine.
That driver is being nine assholes, she just ran a red light while talking on her phone and then flipped me off when I honked my horn at her.
This is when you use a twiser to remove your asshole hairs.
im gonna twidle my asshole hairs
The steamiest, hottest, most painful shit that causes your asshole to burn for a few minutes after
“Bro my ass is so sore”
“What the hell happend?!”
“I just had an Asshole Melter”
When you perform ANAL INTERCOURSE on anybody and it's extremely passionate as there is a clear cause.
When homosexuals FUCK without LUBE.
Demonstration of commiting a PEDOPHILE ACT on someone's child.
When you are PLOWIN' THE BACK 40 and ASSHOLE MENSTRUATION is the result as you indeed have a bloody situation. on your hands.
No lube , sorry ALAN , I always wanted to see your ASSHOLE MENSTRUATION.
Tom found out you boogied with his boy and now he is answering your ANAL INTERCOURSE ad as he is ready for some serious ASSHOLE MENSTRUATION with you ALAN.
When you GO IN DRY several times and the IMMUNE SYSTENS in your body are always monitoring your use of YOUR ASSHOLE.
Hey, I speak from experience as I went in DRY a handful of times and now my ASSHOLE BRAINS kicked in and I am as lubricated as a BACKSIDE PUSSY.
The pain in your asshole after taking a huge motherfucker shit, which makes you walk like a cripple .
Guy 1: Why are you walking like a cripple?
Guy 2: I have Post-Shit-Asshole-Pain.
When someone makes a video that is bad
some stupid idiot made an Asshole Poopy Content Farm